Introducing Tiny Beastie Adoptions!

By The Admin

We have exciting news to share!

We’re thrilled to report that our Gallery and Official Registry programs have slowly been bearing fruit; We’ve facilitated a few connections and are getting the hang of how to promote our Tiny friends in their efforts to find humans to share their Love and Luck with!

Through our research and communications with cooperative Beastie companions, it has come to our attention that there are some Tiny Beasties out there who are less fond of Seeking human companions out in the wild than most.

These Beasties believe that the best way to Find their Special Someone is to be Chosen, rather than Discovered.

They are less inclined to wait around for someone to Discover them, and well...somewhat lazy! Or perhaps just more laid-back?  They aren't as comfortable with leaving their fate to the vagaries of random Chance and are quite happy to offer themselves up for Adoption instead of Seeking a human companion in “the Wild”.

These Beasties seem to prefer human companions who are Generous and Decisive, who know what they want and have plenty of Love to share. 

In effort to help these Beasties find homes, we’ve added an Adoption program to The Gallery. 

Ten Tiny Beasties have offered themselves for Adoption through The Gallery so far, so if you have the means and feel a Special Connection to any of these darlings, all you have to do is pay a reasonable Adoption fee, which covers your Tiny Beastie’s travel expenses within the U.S.* (tucked into a cozy velvet nestling bag) and helps to support our work here at The Gallery of Tiny Beasties.

These “Gregarious” Beasties seem to be less jealous of their human companions than the “Wild” Beasties. They are often willing to “share” their human companions with other gregarious Beasties.  They don’t seem to be as concerned about being “collected” and are happy to form small families with other Adopted Beasties.

They are, however, still opposed to being Sold, and violating their Rules will inevitably result in an ever-increasing cascade of Tiny Bad Luck that will see fit to drive you mad. 

We here at The Gallery strongly recommend never offending a Tiny Beastie!

There has been some suggestion, however, that they are willing to be Given as Gifts to Special People, and that such acts of loving generosity reward both the Giver and the Receiver with Good Luck!

You can meet our available Beasties on our Adoption Page, and perhaps you will Find a Beastie companion who calls to your heart.  They’d love to meet you!

-The Admin

*We can offer FREE shipping within the U.S. for up to 5 Adopted Beasties.

If you are outside of the U.S., we can cover International S&H if you Adopt more than one Beastie (purchases over $200), but overseas travel expenses for a single Adopted Beastie are beyond our budget and will be calculated upon checkout. We appreciate your understanding in this matter.